the one with the bad driver confession.

Hi. My name is "Cracker White¹". I am a bad Driver. I'm 115 days good driving, but I still feel if I were to run just one stop sign, it would all come back to me. It's a slippery slope.

Some people can tailgate one or two cars and forget about it--but not for others like me. It's never enough. Faster, faster, faster! More, more, more!

Once I thought I was just a social bad driver, but now I know, probably because of genetic factors, this disease will always be with me.



¹ This is an actual, verbatim confession from a real recovering bad driver. This is a person who is actually a well-known Californian often noted for his bad driving. To protect his anonymity, we've changed his name from Joe Hauptman to Cracker White (not his real name).